Just Call Me Zippy Bubblechunks!

According to the children's book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

I did it, and I came up with "Zippy Bubblechunks." I found the link via Geekqueen and blogs4God. Why don't you get a new name and share it with me?