Yahoo! News - Olsen Twins Ain't Headed to College

According to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's publicist, rumors that the twins have applied and been admitted to various colleges, "including Rochester Institute of Technology, University of Cincinnati, University of Miami and University of Dayton," are false.

Being a University of Cincinnati alumnus and a current resident of Dayton, Ohio, I am 'slightly' relieved. Now, if my 5-1/2 year old daughter Keisha was old enough to understand, she'd be miffed, no doubt.

Update: Found Dayton Daily News columnist's Mary McCarthy's humorous take on the situation:"Diary of a dreamy semester"