Monday, July 12, 2004

Build Your Own Hell

fortunately, it's not up to me

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Collectors
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members, Spammers, Militant Vegans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rapists, Child Molestors
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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