Feeling poorly today

I've finally caught my mom, wife, and daughter's cold. I've heard it said that when you're the last to get it, you get it the worst. Let's pray that is not the case.

Has anyone ever heard of a device that works like liposuction, but is for your sinuses? I think I'd love to have a "sinusuction" right now, something to pull the gunk out, continuously, if possible. Yuk.