Saturday, October 18, 2003

Bartending Joke

"The best thing for you to do," explained the Doctor to his patient, "is to give up drinking and smoking, get up early every morning and go to bed early every night."

The patient paused and then asked, "What's the second best thing to do?"

(waits for rim shot...) This Oldie but Goodie comes via Bartending Magazine -- Fun and Jokes

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