Saturday, September 07, 2002

How about some compliments?

from The Surrealist Compliment Generator

  • You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia.
  • Hearty woes and congratulations on your recent conquest of the Islets of Langerhans!
  • Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.
  • Your eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms.
Not satisifed? Well, go there yourself to get one! You'll amaze and encourage your friends!

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