Wednesday, September 11, 2002

Diets & Dying

from email (so it must be true, right?)

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
    British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
  • Eat and drink what you like.
  • Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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