Diets & Dying

from email (so it must be true, right?)

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
  British or Americans.
• The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
• The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
  suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

• Eat and drink what you like.
• Speaking English is apparently what kills you.