Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Deer Crash Into Downtown Hotel Begs the Questions

A deer was euthanized after crashing into a downtown Cincinnati hotel yesterday, the Cincinnati Enquirer newspaper reports. The deer had crashed into the window of the Terrace Hotel, the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) was called, and they tranquilized the deer before bringing it to the SPCA office in Northside.

The deer was running around the lobby confused, and, unfortunately, its lacerations from the crash were so severe that it had to be euthanized.

This event begs the following questions:

  1. Why couldn't the deer have gone through the door like normal deer?
  2. Also, instead of running around the lobby confused, he could have asked the front desk or concierge for help. That's what they are there for.
    Update: Jennie says the reason why the deer didn't ask for directions is that it was a male deer.
  3. Was the deer tested for alcohol or drugs? Doesn't the police conduct these types of tests whenever someone crashes into the window of a downtown hotel? I'm just saying.
  4. Venison, anyone?

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