Joke Alert!

[I purloined this one from a journal I had to keep in high-school English. The teacher did not think it was a good journal entry. Now I let you be the judge.]

This rich and very beautiful woman walks into her bedroom with the family butler. She shuts and locks the door and closes the window shades.

She walks over to the butler and says:"

"I want you to unzip my dress."

He unzips it.

"Help me take it off."

He does.

"Now, take off my bra."

He takes off her bra.

"Take off my stockings."

He does.

"Now, if I ever catch you in my clothes again, you're fired."