Phone Warrior

I heard this guy on the Bob and Tom Morning Show some time ago, and I need to see if the library has any of his CDs available.

[His first CD, Revenge on the Telemarketers] contains an especially memorable bit in which a burial plot salesman calls and Mabe announces he’s about to kill himself. After a few meager attempts to get him help, the salesman asks, “If I got the paperwork out to you this afternoon, do you think you could maybe hold off until tomorrow?”

This guy is my hero.