How about a Compliment?

Here are a few. Remember, I am sincere when I say this:

• The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.
• You mutter such objects of equine delight, while in a basket of hounds and toes, that the mind's ability to sew together slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.
• May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

courtesy of The Surrealist Compliment Generator