Political Drinking Game

I agree with Neal Boortz:

Do not ... I repeat DO NOT engage in a drinking game where you take a shot of hooch every time John Kerry says "middle class" or "I have a plan." You don't want to risk alcohol poisoning.

Similarly, although it may be so tempting, do not start drinking every time you hear or see a political advertisement. What's being said is hard enough to digest as it is.