It's So Cold Out There That...

Boy! It Sure Is Cold Out There!

Only 3 degrees Fahrenheit this morning in Dayton, Ohio USA! Winds out of the northwest mean that it can feel like -10 to -20 degrees Fahrenheit. I propose a contest of sorts. Describe the cold weather using the most outrageous, yet appropriate metaphor or idiomatic expression you can think of. For example:

• It's "Beat-you-up-and-steal-your-lunch-money" cold out there today!
• It's so cold outside that my nose hairs started to shiver!

Let's see what you can come up with!