When he says... he means...

Saw this on the website for The Bob and Tom Show:

When Tom Griswold speaks, he often uses phrases that can be confusing to most people. Here we attempt to shed some light on what it is he's actually trying to communicate.

For example, when Tom says, "Big Donut Thing You Pull With a Boat," he means "Inner Tube." That's just one of the nearly 100 examples you will find at Tom Griswold: When he says... he means...